Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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