I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
