Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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