I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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