I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize