I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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