I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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