Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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