Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
