Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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