I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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