i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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