If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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