listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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