my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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