gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
wanna go halves on a baby?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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