my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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