How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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