ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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