at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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