I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Houston, we have a squirter
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
