Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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