I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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