I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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