everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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