would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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