that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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