Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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