Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Randomize
