Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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