ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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