Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
A+ Viking dick
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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