he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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