am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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