i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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