i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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