Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My feet surprised me
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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