I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Randomize
