Your tits are I can't wait for
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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