You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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