He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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