He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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