I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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