Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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