I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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