S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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