the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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