Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I have post one night stand depression
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