I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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