The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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