So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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