I just saw a hot homeless man
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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