just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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