Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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