Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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