I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Randomize
